Delusions of Adequacy

Hello, boys and girls! This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats!
This is a song about a whale!?
NO! This is a song about being HAPPY!
That's right! It's the happy happy, joy joy song!

Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy joy!

I don't think you're happy enough!
That's right!
I'll TEACH you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy joy!

If'n you ain't the grand-daddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...
They don't know that they're ugly!
That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumble bee!
I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me!
WHY didn't you believe me?

Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy, joy joy!
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, joy joy joy!