Delusions of Adequacy

If the Democratic Party were still like Zell Miller, I'd be a Democrat.

If Zell were running for President, against practically anybody the Republicans could put up, I'd have a hard time deciding.

If he runs for reelection, I'll probably vote for him.

"Armed with what? Spitballs?!"

When it was over, I actually yelled "NO! IT CAN'T BE OVER!"

Which, because I was alone in my apartment, was just sad.